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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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