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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
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{"fact":"A cat's smell is their strongest sense, and they rely on this leading sense to identify people and objects; a feline's sense of smell is 14x better than a human's.","length":163}
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