{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
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{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
{"fact":"Cats take between 20-40 breaths per minute.","length":43}
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