{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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Patrick Joseph Devlin was an Irish socialist, labour and civil rights activist and writer from Belfast. He was a founding member of the Social Democratic and Labour Party (SDLP), a Stormont MP and a member of the 1974 Power Sharing Executive.
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{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
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The Power of the Rosary is a book on Catholic themes by Reverend Albert J. M. Shamon.
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Turpin Chambers Bannister was one of the leading American architectural historians of his generation. A long-time professor at the University of Illinois and the University of Florida, he is best known for his work in architectural history, including his work with The Society of Architectural Historians, and editorship of The Journal of the Society of Architectural Historians.
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