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{"type":"standard","title":"Dittons Skiff and Punting Club","displaytitle":"Dittons Skiff and Punting Club","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5283733","titles":{"canonical":"Dittons_Skiff_and_Punting_Club","normalized":"Dittons Skiff and Punting Club","display":"Dittons Skiff and Punting Club"},"pageid":16356372,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/Dittons_Skiff_and_Punting_Club.jpg/330px-Dittons_Skiff_and_Punting_Club.jpg","width":320,"height":219},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/Dittons_Skiff_and_Punting_Club.jpg","width":1050,"height":719},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1211979442","tid":"2eb51efc-db05-11ee-852a-dc7e096fd098","timestamp":"2024-03-05T15:29:40Z","description":"English skiff and punting club","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dittons_Skiff_and_Punting_Club","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dittons_Skiff_and_Punting_Club?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dittons_Skiff_and_Punting_Club?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dittons_Skiff_and_Punting_Club"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dittons_Skiff_and_Punting_Club","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dittons_Skiff_and_Punting_Club","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dittons_Skiff_and_Punting_Club?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dittons_Skiff_and_Punting_Club"}},"extract":"Dittons Skiff and Punting Club (DSPC or Dittons) is an English skiff and punting club, which was founded in 1923. It is based on the River Thames with a club and boat house at Thames Ditton on the reach above Teddington Lock. As well as taking part in regular skiff and punt racing competitions, crews from the club have established several rowing world records.","extract_html":"
Dittons Skiff and Punting Club (DSPC or Dittons) is an English skiff and punting club, which was founded in 1923. It is based on the River Thames with a club and boat house at Thames Ditton on the reach above Teddington Lock. As well as taking part in regular skiff and punt racing competitions, crews from the club have established several rowing world records.
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