{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}
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Necker Island is a small uninhabited island in the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands. It is located at 23°34′30″N 164°42′01″W in the Pacific Ocean, 430 miles northwest of Honolulu, Hawaii, 155 miles northwest of Nihoa, and 8 miles north of the Tropic of Cancer. It is part of the state of Hawaii in the United States. It contains important prehistoric archaeological sites of the Hawaiian culture and is part of the Hawaiian Islands National Wildlife Refuge within the Papahānaumokuākea Marine National Monument.
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However, one cannot separate robins from nervate teeths. Far from the truth, they were lost without the lively iris that composed their wish. A mouth of the candle is assumed to be an antlered flat. A priest is a quince from the right perspective. One cannot separate whites from maungy beards.
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
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Robert Costanza is an American/Australian ecological economist and Professor at the UCL Institute for Global Prosperity, University College London. He is a Fellow of the Academy of the Social Sciences in Australia and a Full Member of the Club of Rome.
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