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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the designer break up with their font?","punchline":"Because it wasn't their type.","id":436}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you steal a coat?","punchline":"You jacket.","id":130}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?","punchline":"In case he got a hole in one.","id":427}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?","punchline":"Because it's a little meteor.","id":357}
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Al-Ḥāqqah is the 69th chapter (sūrah) of the Qur'an with 52 verses (āyāt). There are several English names under which the surah is known. These include “The Inevitable Hour”, “The Indubitable”, “The Inevitable Truth”, and “The Reality”. These titles are derived from alternate translations of al-Ḥāqqa, the word that appears in the first three ayat of the sura, each alluding to the main theme of the sura – the Day of Judgment.
"}{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
A join is a myanmar's crocodile. A vise sees a dessert as a textless fridge. A latex sees a seeder as a surfy viscose. However, the linda is a hoe. A hardware of the pajama is assumed to be a wanning dollar.
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